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Just 15 quality tweets from @CorrectNames, your new favourite Twitter account

“Who called it an injury lawyer and not a trip advisor?”

@CORRECTNAMES IS A Twitter account devoted to assigning better words to things.

Like…

It’s not a vet, it’s a…

If a lemon is called a lemon then why isn’t a lime called….

It’s not milk, it’s…

A far more accurate name for gin

Jellyfish or…

A *far* more accurate name for muffin

“Miss, I can’t write today. I’ve sprained my…”

*Niall Horan voice* FLOOR HANDS…

Like birds of a, er, bird leaf

*snigger*

*puts through self-service*

Petition to make this their actual name, tbh.

NO NO NO

Caw!

Finally, our favourite…

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