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The Dredge: AAAARGH... Morto for Jennifer Lawrence

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Check out our full coverage of the 2013 Oscars – including best and worst dressed, all the awards, and minute-by-minute accounts of the action - over here.

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#OSCARS 2013: Jennifer Lawrence was pretty excited to win the Best Actress Oscar for Silver Linings Playbook. So excited in fact that she fell up the stairs on her way to get it. Morto for her. In fairness, maybe it was because she’d had such a stressful day dialling her inner radiance up to 11 that she hadn’t even had time to grab a jambon at the petrol station on the way in.

Here’s that terrible moment:

via Reddit

Luckily, Jennifer Lawrence is still totally cool. And she delivered possibly the best red carpet burn of all time:

via Imgur

#OSCARS 2013: While J-Law was grabbing a chicken fillet roll from the buffet counter, the other celebrities were busy having the craic.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Daniel Radcliffe are now BFFS (and making a serious run at J-Law and Emma Stone for ‘best celebrity BFFs of all time’):


And everyone else was probably rifling through the $47,000 goodie bags which ALL the nominees and the presenters took home. The bags included a voucher for $5,000 worth of plastic surgery. Standard. (Radar)

Meanwhile, someone was miffed they didn’t get a goodie bag:

Read the rest of our Oscars 2013 coverage here.

#KANYE: Speaking of celebrity BFFs, Kanye West is totally jealous that his former bessie Jay-Z is now palling around with Justin Timberlake. At a concert on Saturday, Yeezy said:

I got love for Hov, but I ain’t f***in with that Suit & Tie.

SOMEONE is mad that Jay put on a suit and got all classy with Justin. (Radar)

Hey Jay-Z! You’re not pretending anymore. You’re plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic. (John Shearer/AP/Press Association Images)

#BOYZONE: Shane Lynch is a humble man. But he couldn’t restrain his delight at the fact that he and his geriatric (in boyband terms anyway) pals Ronan, Keith and Mikey put the burn on One Direction AND The Wanted in ticket sales for their new tour.

“The statistics are showing Boyzone are outselling One Direction and the Wanted put together,” he told Brendan O’Connor on the Saturday Night Show. Also apparently the lads are in a competition to destroy their moobs and muffin-tops before taking to the stage:

Nobody wants to be the unfit one in the group.

(The Sun)

Those One Direction whippersnappers know not to f*** with Shane Lynch. (Suzan/EMPICS Entertainment)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • MC Hammer got put in the slammer. (The Sun)
  • Heidi Klum tried to steal the Oscars glory by getting her boobs out. (Just Jared)
  • Cara Delevingne took a brutal revenge on one of her model pals. You do NOT mess with Cara Delevingne. (Instagram)
  • Tom Cruise rode a motorbike in an attempt to maintain his relevance. (Mail Online)
  • The Twilight movie swept the board at the Razzies. (Radar)