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The Dredge: Which Y-fronts can contain Jon Hamm's willy?

Someone mop our fevered brow. All the best of the day’s dirt…

Eyes front, everyone.
Eyes front, everyone.
Image: Dominic Lipinski/PA Archive

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#JON’S HAMM: Jon Hamm’s not-so-little soldier is in the headlines again, as we learn that two rival underwear companies are bidding to be the ones keeping his, um, manhood out of trouble.

Last week Don Draper was asked to stop wandering around commando on the set of Mad Men, as the sight of his advertising package was too… distracting.

Now, Fruit of the Loom AND Jockey have both offered him free underwear for life to keep Lil’ Jon in his place. (TMZ)

Now, please read the rest of The Dredge before Googling photos of Jon Hamm’s penis. Please?

Jon Hamm discards a puny tool. (Jeff Roberson/AP)

#BIEBZ: Justin Bieber is in a spot of bother again. Fresh from walking topless through an airport in Poland – just because, you know, shirts suck – he’s now being investigated for battery after an argument with his neighbour back home in LA.

TMZ reports claims that a tiff got out of hand after wee Justin got a new Ferrari delivered and raced it around the neighbourhood at high speed.

But anyway, back to his topless stroll through the airport. Why did he do it? Because he wanted to. “He wasn’t told to take off his clothes,” an airport spokesman said. “He had no metal objects on him. He’s quite skinny so I assume he was probably freezing.” (CBS)

State of him. (Francois Mori/AP/Press Association Images)

#SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT: Lee Ryan out of Blue – you remember, Blue? – went on the lash in London with Dave used-to-be-in-Nirvana Grohl.

It didn’t go too well. Said Grohl:

There was this English singer who was with us who was completely wasted. We almost had to throw him out. Have you heard of this band, Blue? The guy kept telling us how many million records he’s sold. I was like, ‘Really? You?’

Lee Ryan has since claimed that Grohl sent him a message saying he was “a really cool guy”. (NME)

Hey, Dave! … Dave! … Dave! … Dave! (Frank Augstein/AP)

#THIN WHITE DUKE: David Bowie’s wife Iman is our new favourite person after this retweet.

“It looks just like him.”

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Channing Tatum would totally have sex with George Clooney. (The Sun)
  • That human ear that Jared Leto got sent in the post? Here’s a photo. NSFW, NSFL. (Instagram)
  • Josh Duhamel dressed up as his wife Fergie and stood next to her. He looks well. (Facebook)
  • 5ive threw some thinly-veiled shade at One Direction. (ONTD)
  • This model posed for photos in front of a literal, actual car crash. (Dlisted)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Jennifer Lawrence LOLs at people hurting themselves>

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