EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.
#CHRIS FROWN: Chris Brown has compared himself to Jesus.
To explain: the singer is currently wearing his sad face after allegedly being involved in a fracas with singer Frank Ocean in a car park. (Frank Ocean wants to press charges; Brown has now got his hand in a cast.)
Poor Chrissie’s feelings were hurt, so he posted this rather beautiful painting of Jesus to his Instagram (since deleted), with the caption “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!”
Did he paint it himself? Please say he did. (Reuters, TMZ)
So beautiful and moving. (Instagram)
#JUSTIN BOOBER: Pop tyke Justin Bieber got a little fresh with a fan's boob during a meet-and-greet session in Miami. The fan, who's known on Twitter as @JocelynnBieber - so we're guessing that's definitely her real name - snuck into the event. And then this happened:
Okay, so it looks like an accident. Could happen to the best of us. But she was pretty chuffed:
#AHHHHNIE: Is there a photo of a young, naked Arnold Schwarzenegger involved in a "sex act"? Is it about to be revealed? That's the story being put about - apparently the photo is part of a "treasure trove" found in an abandoned storage locker. (TMZ)
We don't know whether this is true. But we do have a photo which is surely even more terrifying than a Young Arnie Sex Pic.
Behold, Young Arnie Smiling Pic:
THE TEETH. THE TEETH. THEY BURN MY RETINAS. (Jim MacMillan/AP/Press Association Images)
And the rest of the day's dirt...
- Taylor Swift has a creepy box of "keepsakes" she uses to write all those songs about her ex-boyfriends. (The Sun)
- Alec Baldwin's missus is totally pregnant. (Perez)
- Robert de Niro keeps his socks on in the sack. (The Sun)
- Alex Reid has written a warning letter to Katie Price's new husband. Well, had it printed in a mag anyway. (Mirror)
- That Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle reunion we told you about? It was all lies, sort of. We were had. We're so sorry. (Vulture)
