MOVE OVER Sandra’s Pot Noodle, step aside Scarlett’s fake tan, there’s a new Gogglebox obsession.
The Malones, and their ever-changing and baffling bowl of goodies.
Sometimes it’s a Quality Street box
Sometimes it’s a Pyrex dish
Sometimes it’s a plate
It’s a dazzling array
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And it’s created quite the fandom
But why does nobody EVER EAT ANY OF THEM?
We await next Friday’s selection with baited breath.
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