Dublin: 3 °C Friday 2 December, 2022

10 of the oddest naked calendars money can buy

Those women were in the nip!

WHY HAVE A regular calendar when you can have a naked calendar?

Here is the cream of this year’s crop. (Each calendar is available at the link under the photo.)

1. Butchers in the Buff

Source: JC Savages/Twitter

As put together by Swords institution JC’s. Raising money for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Just look at all that meat, etc.

2. Women In Waders

Source: Amazon

A fish-themed offering featuring women wearing waders. And little else.

3. Irish Farmer Calendar

Source: FarmerCalendar.com

A classic of the genre, obviously. OK, they’re not completely naked. Just wearing reduced clothing.

4. Zombie Pin-Up Calendar

Source: Etsy

Honestly, we’re not sure.

5. Irish Prison Service Calendar

Source: Prison Service Calendar 2014/Facebook

The hottest prison warders. The coldest prisons.

6. Orthodox Calendar

Source: Orthodox Calendar

Featuring men in compromising positions with Russian Orthodox priests and whatnot. Put together to campaign again homophobia in Russia.

7. Naked Fluoride Calendar

Source: Facebook/The Girl Against Fluoride

The work of anti-fluoride campaigner The Girl Against Fluoride. Features a Fine Gael councillor in the nip!

8. Crafty Men

Source: Etsy

Men, doing crafts, in the buff. So?

9. Lindner Calendar

Source: Lindner Calendar

A regular offering from Polish coffin manufacturer Lindner. Naked women posing with caskets (or even, as in the photo above, floating caskets). What more do you want?

10. Trinity Scholars and Fellows Calendar

Source: The Scholars' Committee 2013

Ten of the most eminent academics in Ireland, baring (almost) all to raise money for two TCD-based social programmes?

Sign us up.

More: Stocking filler?… Trinity academics bare all for charity calendar>

About the author:

Michael Freeman

Read next: