1. The sight of these guardian angels
2. This completely useless supermarket haul
The Doritos make sense, but the lettuce? You must be in a bad way.
3. CURE ME, SWEET LUCOZADE.
4. And don’t ever leave my mouth, sweet water bottle!
5. Meanwhile, the eighth consecutive episode of Friends plays on your TV…
6. And you’re wearing a onesie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can’t possibly be expected to wear real adult clothes today.
7. These guys have never looked so appealing…
8. But despite popping painkillers and drinking every liquid available to you, you still feel like this
9. Your text messages sum everything up, really
10. Oh well, back to bed with you. It’ll all be okay tomorrow…