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Women read ridiculous old-fashioned sex advice and can't even cope

F*ck you. F*ck this advice. F*ck everything

WOMEN HAVEN’T EXACTLY been given the most trustworthy sex advice in the past. Glamour sat a bunch of women down and gave them some sex tips from 1680 to 1984 and we don’t know what’s funnier, their reactions or the tips themselves.

Source: Glamour Magazine/YouTube

The School of Venus from 1680 says a woman “shouldn’t tantalize a man with her hand, since she hath a more proper place to receive and bestow his instrument”.


His instrument, lol.

While the book How To Be Popular With Boys from 1981 states that boys get an ego boost from you being shy as it makes them feel manly and in control.

But the kicker might just be Ann Landers Talks to Teenagers About Sex in 1963, which states that

Housework, particularly floor-scrubbing, is not only great for the female figure, but it’s good for the soul and it will help take the edge off your sexual appetite.

As one woman puts it:

F*ck you. F*ck this advice. F*ck everything.

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