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13 foolproof tips for texting back your stupid ex

SHOT DOWN.

IF YOUR EX gonna text you, you better be prepared.

1. Have the perfect meme ready

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2. Ask the right questions

Seems like a fair trade Source: textsfromyourex

3. What exactly were they hoping to hear here?

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4. There’s always another solution

5. Hit them with an error

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6. It can go both ways

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7. Show, don’t tell

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8. It’s way more effective

HINT HINT. SLAM. FUCKING. DUNK. Source: textsfromyourex

9. Congrats, girl

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10. Always plan ahead

I won't be hungry, for eternity. Source: textsfromyesterbae

11. Hit em where it hurts

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12. Use their words to get them back

Mothafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Source: textsfromyourex

13. And finally, engage the ultimate put down

Hmmmmm Source: textsfromyourex

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