2. If you don't own a BBQ, are you willing to panic purchase one of these on the way home?
I told you, I own a BBQ
Yes I will purchase one
No, I will not purchase one
3. What about this? Will you resort to this?
I told you, I OWN A BLOODY BBQ
Yes, this is acceptable
No, unacceptable
4. Are these edible?
Yes
No
5. How many jumpers are you willing to wear post-7pm?
1 jumpers
2-3 jumpers
As many as it takes
6. Is salad cream ever acceptable?
Yes
No
7. Choose an album to soundtrack your potential BBQ
8. What is your stance on paper plates?
I'm pro-paper plates
I'm ant-paper plates
I'm neutral, to be honest
You scored out of !
Yes! You should have a BBQ!
What are you waiting for? Those Superquinn sausages won't burn themselves!
You scored out of !
No. No BBQ for you
Throw the chops on the grill and boil some spuds. It's not BBQ time for you yet.