BOOTS IS MORE than just a shop, it’s a beauty mecca.
All worshippers will know…
1. You can never just go in for one thing
Boots is to cosmetics as Penneys is to random junk. You go to Boots for a tube of toothpaste and come out with €100 of mix and match deals and ten eyeliners you definitely don’t need.
2. This is like a drug
When you see that 3 for 2 sign, all inhibitions go out the window.
Seeing it causes your pupils to dilate and heartbeat increase. Standard.
3. You become a bit of a hoarder when you spot a good deal
My shampoo is reduced, better buy 20 of them to do me for a while.
- you.
4. The thrill you get when you can use your Advantage card points for a purchase is next to none
You mean I get this lipstick, FOR FREE?
5. Your bag is full of expired vouchers
You have never purchased anything from Number 7 but MAYBE you will before this one runs out.
6. Nothing makes you happier than carrying around a turgid one of these
If you’re only getting one or two fiddly things you can fit them in your pockets and it’s just NOT THE SAME.
7. You know all the good Boots from the bad
The one in Liffey Valley is amazing, but the one on Henry Street is to be avoided.
8. You literally have spent hours there
Just ‘browsing’.
