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A complete rundown of the weird ways celebrities wished us a happy St Patrick's Day

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CELEBRITIES CELEBRATED St Patrick’s Day with a lot of green.

Why did some of them bother? In order of worst to best, here we go.

15. Eva Longoria

Eva, we trusted you. You came over here with your Taytos and your charm, and this is how you repay us? A SHITTING CERAMIC LEPRECHAUN?

You’re last, and you’ll like it.

Happy St. Patrick's Day y'all! #StPatricksDay 🍀

A post shared by Eva Longoria Baston (@evalongoria) on

14. Mark Wahlberg

This is kinda cute, the way he refers to his daughter as his little leprechaun, so it doesn’t come completely last. The lack of green on the man himself and disgraceful disregard for shamrocks mean it still stays pretty close to the bottom.

#HappyStPatricksDay from me and my littlest leprechaun. ☘️🇮🇪

A post shared by Mark Wahlberg (@markwahlberg) on

13. Jeremy Renner

You look like you’re about to steal our purse on O’Connell Street. Please, just wear a ginger beard.

Luck of the 🍀! Thx @rennerfansuk for the post! #happystpatricksday🍀

A post shared by Jeremy Renner (@renner4real) on

12. Camilla Alves

Matthew McConaughey’s wife put some kind of leaf in her top and suddenly she feels like she has permission to celebrate Ireland. No, more effort next time.

11. Katherine Zeta Jones

Katherine, as much as we appreciate this effort, it’s kinda weird to make St Patrick’s Day all about your late nanna.

10. Kristin Davis

You just posted a photo of yourself wearing green. No. You can do this any day of the year.

Happy St. Patrick's Day #fbf I realize I like green 💚

A post shared by iamkristindavis (@iamkristindavis) on

9. Robert Downey Jnr

OK Robert, we see your cool jumpsuit but don’t think for a second we don’t know what the pigs symbolise.

The three of us will be looking for you at the parade. Happy St Paddy's Day!

A post shared by Robert Downey Jr. (@robertdowneyjr) on

8. Sarah Michelle Gellar

You could at least try, Buffy. This looks like you’ve photoshopped your head on one of those models on a sexy Halloween costume website.

#flashbackfriday and #stpatricksday all in one #oldiebutagoodie

A post shared by Sarah Michelle (@sarahmgellar) on

7. Tyra Banks

To be honest, I kinda love this. You work that green combat jacket.

Don't you dare pinch me. #stpatricksday 🍀

A post shared by Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) on

6. Miranda Kerr

She went above and beyond with this dress, I think you’ll agree.

Lucky as a leprechaun ✨🍀Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀✨🌈❤️😃

A post shared by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

5. Reese Witherspoon

Ooooh, wait a sec. Reese Witherspoon just beat Miranda in terms of cutesy green dresses AND she has a hat of gold. That’s how you do it.

Found the pot of gold!! ☘🌟🌈 Happy #StPatricksDay 💚 (👗: @draperjames)

A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on

4. Neil Patrick Harris

He is the king of Halloween, but he just stops short of being the king of St Patrick’s Day. What’s with the animal tops? Give us a pot of gold or something, for God’s sake.

3. Rob Kardashian

Little Dream here is dressed to the nines and we are all for it. Represent.

The best gift of all‼️😍😍😍🍀☘️🍀🍀🍀☘️☘️☘️☘️

A post shared by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on

2. Kerry Washington

Damn, Kerry. OK this is how it’s done. Literally cut out green hearts from some card and shout your message into the camera.

The joy.

Happy #stpatricksday ☘️

A post shared by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) on

1. Zach Braff

We have to hand this one to Zach. I’m a sucker for a Scrubs reference and this one is so stereotypically offensive it’s almost OK.


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