CELEBRITIES CELEBRATED St Patrick’s Day with a lot of green.
Why did some of them bother? In order of worst to best, here we go.
15. Eva Longoria
Eva, we trusted you. You came over here with your Taytos and your charm, and this is how you repay us? A SHITTING CERAMIC LEPRECHAUN?
You’re last, and you’ll like it.
14. Mark Wahlberg
This is kinda cute, the way he refers to his daughter as his little leprechaun, so it doesn’t come completely last. The lack of green on the man himself and disgraceful disregard for shamrocks mean it still stays pretty close to the bottom.
13. Jeremy Renner
You look like you’re about to steal our purse on O’Connell Street. Please, just wear a ginger beard.
12. Camilla Alves
Matthew McConaughey’s wife put some kind of leaf in her top and suddenly she feels like she has permission to celebrate Ireland. No, more effort next time.
11. Katherine Zeta Jones
Katherine, as much as we appreciate this effort, it’s kinda weird to make St Patrick’s Day all about your late nanna.
10. Kristin Davis
You just posted a photo of yourself wearing green. No. You can do this any day of the year.
9. Robert Downey Jnr
OK Robert, we see your cool jumpsuit but don’t think for a second we don’t know what the pigs symbolise.
8. Sarah Michelle Gellar
You could at least try, Buffy. This looks like you’ve photoshopped your head on one of those models on a sexy Halloween costume website.
7. Tyra Banks
To be honest, I kinda love this. You work that green combat jacket.
6. Miranda Kerr
She went above and beyond with this dress, I think you’ll agree.
5. Reese Witherspoon
Ooooh, wait a sec. Reese Witherspoon just beat Miranda in terms of cutesy green dresses AND she has a hat of gold. That’s how you do it.
4. Neil Patrick Harris
He is the king of Halloween, but he just stops short of being the king of St Patrick’s Day. What’s with the animal tops? Give us a pot of gold or something, for God’s sake.
3. Rob Kardashian
Little Dream here is dressed to the nines and we are all for it. Represent.
2. Kerry Washington
Damn, Kerry. OK this is how it’s done. Literally cut out green hearts from some card and shout your message into the camera.
The joy.
1. Zach Braff
We have to hand this one to Zach. I’m a sucker for a Scrubs reference and this one is so stereotypically offensive it’s almost OK.
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