1. Treating these as a hearty, hot meal
2. Calling reading things “work”
3. Never doing any washing up
Until you absolutely have to, because you’ve run out of jam jars to drink tea from.
4. Sharing a single bed with someone else
5. Changing the bag in the bin, but not taking the full bags out of the house
Until you can’t actually get past them to the kitchen.
6. Not turning up for a 9am lecture
Because you also had a lecture at 6pm, so it didn’t fit with your “schedule”.
7. Getting an overdraft at the ATM
8. “Pre-drinking”
9. Breakfast pizza
10. Using your electric shower head to fill the sink with hot water
11. Engaging in ‘amorous activities’ in a shared bedroom
12. Living in an apartment with only a microwave
13. Seeing nothing wrong with eating toast two meals a day
14. Counting out literally your last pennies to spend in the pub
And just hoping things would work out.
15. Studying EXACTLY which clubs were free in on any night
And until when.
16. ‘Traffic Light’ discos
And attending them wearing a green badge.
17. Picking up discarded photocopying cards
And testing them to see if they had any copies left
18. Watching Diagnosis Murder
YouTube/neiltc
Oh, hang on. We still do that.
