ORDERING A DOMINO’S is a true treat – placing your order, hunching over the Pizza Tracker screen, then jumping for joy when the doorbell finally rings.
The pizzas are good, but the real draw is the garlic pizza bread, and it’s high time this miraculous foodstuff was given the attention it deserves.
Firstly, garlic bread is already amazing
Bread and garlic butter go together seamlessly. We can’t argue with it.
But garlic bread paired with pizza, on that doughy Domino’s pizza base? Irresistible
Give the person who decided to add tomato to the standard garlic bread and cheese mix SEVERAL raises.
The decision to get a meal deal or not is entirely based on whether garlic pizza bread is available
Two medium pizzas for €22, or one large pizza with garlic pizza bread for €22? (Garlic pizza bread. Always.)
But when they forget to deliver it – which happens way too often – it can ruin not only your night, but your week
QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART, DOMINO’S. THIS IS SHODDY WORKMANSHIP.
One portion is frankly way too small
Four tiny triangles. How is this supposed to nourish us, sustain us, feed our hungry spirits?
And let’s be real, it should be available as a full pizza
The people have spoken, Domino’s! Make it happen.