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Enterprising Leitrim farmer selling silage-scented cologne

“You’ll be beating them off with a sprong”.

FOR WOMEN WHO are after farmers there is nothing more alluring than the waft of silage off a fellah – it means there’s plenty of fodder for the winter, mmm!

The sales pitch for Carrick On Shannon’s very own Eau de Silage on DoneDeal.ie is mesmerising and scintillating.

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The very latest technology has been used to bottle and sell the seductive bang of silage “so that you can enjoy the aroma at any time of year”.

Pair a few dabs of Eau de Silage with your new pair of piss catchers and a spiel about your massive road frontage, and you’ll be away in a hack.

Yours for just €45.

Thanks to Siobhan Gallagher

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