FIRST DATES CAN always be depended upon for a solid dose of cringe and last night was so different.
The main talking point from last night’s episode? This moment this lad dissed his ex’s vagina.
No, really.
Paddy, 42, works as a graphic designer and was paired up with Heather, 37, who works in sales. Before the date, he revealed that his celebrity crush was Jodie Marsh, while Heather revealed that she had a fondness for bad boys.
All good so far.
When it came to the tricky task of picking what to order, Heather revealed that she’s not a fan of meat or fish. Now what do you think an appropriate response to this would be? Perhaps “Oh, that’s interesting!” or “Are you a vegetarian?”
Well, here’s what Paddy went with.
Years and years ago, I was dating this girl — not dating, I was seeing this girl — and she was quite domineering and I found it a bit scary. I won’t go into all the details. But… it stank. And you don’t like fish.
Mate.
Poor Heather could scarcely believe what she had just heard.
And Twitter absolutely lost it.
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Needless to say, there was no second date.
Poor Heather.
