1. The hunt for a flat is… interesting.
2. To say the least.
3. The phrase “young professional” does your head in
4. As do the insane lengths you have to go to just to secure a flat.
“Your firstborn child and a lock of rare unicorn hair, please.”
5. “We need to have a little chat about that deposit…”
6. Once you do move in, the stress of actually looking after a flat becomes too real
7. Trying to figure out whether you’re just stupid or whether you actually need to call the landlord becomes a daily dilemma
8. And hiding from your landlord becomes a regular occurrence
9. Somehow your landlord always picks the most inopportune moments to pop over
10. Turn on the storage heater once and your house will smell like Unidentified Burn for the rest of the evening
11. “That seems to be working fine.” YOU LIE.
12. After a few years of dealing with storage heating, your dreams become more modest…
We can only live in hope.
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