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This story about gay porn and Iarnród Éireann is the best thing on the Irish internet today

No words.

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THIS WONDERFUL event was related by Redditor ConTully. We’ll just hand you over to him:

This conversation happened today between my mother and father while driving to Cork from Dublin.

“Sure when I was on the train the other day and didn’t a man sit down next to me and start watching gay porn on his laptop.”

My father keeps driving, unimpressed by my mother’s story.

“Are you listening to me? Imagine that, on the busy Cork-Dublin train, in the middle of the day.”

“That’s not that strange,” responded my Dad, still unfazed.

“What do you mean, ‘… not that strange’?” my mother replied in shock.

“Sure people are always watching stuff on the train?” said my Dad continuing to look at the road ahead.

“In public, in the middle of the day?” exclaimed my mum in surprise.

“YES! What’s strange about watching Gay Byrne on the laptop?” snapped my Father.

“No. Not Gay ByrneGAY PORN.

Apparently they were laughing so much from the misunderstanding that my Dad had to pull over the car to keep himself from crashing the car.

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Story reproduced by permission of Con Tully. Originally posted on here.

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