1. Your memory has been replaced by Google
And you’re helpless without it.
2. It has completely destroyed your attention span
Leads to this:
3. You now can’t enjoy anything without wanting to broadcast it to the world
4. Your play time is now exactly the same as your work time
5. It is impossible to look for anything without encountering porn
6. It has taken away your friends, and replaced them with people you have never actually seen in real life
7. You’ve forgotten how to laugh properly
8. Cats now rule the world
And cats are a***holes.
9. And a***holes win every argument
10. Pub quizzes have been ruined. RUINED.
Because there’s always someone cheating under the table.
11. Now that we’re used to getting everything instantly, the tiniest delay has become unbearable
12. If the internet is down, you suddenly have NOTHING to do
13. And finally, the internet is NOT what we were promised
THERE IS NO SURFING INVOLVED.