1. Your memory has been replaced by Google

And you’re helpless without it.

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2. It has completely destroyed your attention span

This:

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Leads to this:

3. You now can’t enjoy anything without wanting to broadcast it to the world

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4. Your play time is now exactly the same as your work time

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5. It is impossible to look for anything without encountering porn

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6. It has taken away your friends, and replaced them with people you have never actually seen in real life

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7. You’ve forgotten how to laugh properly

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8. Cats now rule the world

And cats are a***holes.

9. And a***holes win every argument

10. Pub quizzes have been ruined. RUINED.

Because there’s always someone cheating under the table.

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11. Now that we’re used to getting everything instantly, the tiniest delay has become unbearable

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12. If the internet is down, you suddenly have NOTHING to do

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13. And finally, the internet is NOT what we were promised

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THERE IS NO SURFING INVOLVED.

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