1. Pick a treat to enjoy while watching the Eurovision.
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Cheese
Crisps
Chocolate
Jellies
2. Which do you prefer?
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Classic Eurovision ballads
Big huge pop songs
3. How many points do we deserve from Great Britain, every year?
They don't have to give us any points
Six at the VERY LEAST
8-10 points
The full 12, every time
4. And finally - Graham or Marty?
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Graham
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Marty
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You scored out of !
We've Got The World
Go, go, Mickey Joe! What we'd give to come in 11th place these days.
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You scored out of !
Hold Me Now
This song compels people to sing along. Even an appearance in a McDonald's ad couldn't sully it.
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You scored out of !
What's Another Year
Often overlooked in favour of Hold Me Now, but don't forget that this had the better white suit. Much better.
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You scored out of !
Rock 'n' Roll Kids
You're already tearing up, aren't you? It's alright.
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You scored out of !
Why Me?
The hair, the earrings, the shoulder pad. Linda Martin in 1992 was pure GLAMOUR.
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You scored out of !
In Your Eyes
Bow down to the queen with the voice of gold and hair of firey red.
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You scored out of !
The Voice
Ah, the only time we successfully capitalised on our ~*Celtic mysticism*~ post-Riverdance.
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You scored out of !
Lipstick
You say you're on it but you just don't knowww-WAH!
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You scored out of !
Waterline
A banger from 2012, AKA the last time we did alright. Will we ever reach the highs of 46 points again?
