1. The Jambon
King of the hot deli counter, sitting in state among the wrinkly potato wedges. And the way it might look at you.
2. The Chicken Fillet Roll
Humble, yet magnificent. Five stars.
3. Breakfast Cereal
Seems normal, right? But here’s the thing: WE EAT IT AT NIGHT-TIME. How do you like that, Mr Kellogg? Huh?
4. Breakfast roll
Did you know that in some countries they eat their breakfast off plates? No, us neither.
5. Taco Fries
Part of our time-honoured custom of taking other nations’ culinary specialities, rendering them bland, and putting them on chips. (See also: curry chips.)
6. Jam sandwich
Crusts on or off? In ancient times, clans fought and died over this question.
7. Snack Box
Again with the absence of plates. What we’re seeing here is: Ireland doesn’t like plates.
8. Ham* sandwich
Seen here in its traditional habitat.
9. Garlic Cheese Chips
A flavour explosion.
We hear rumours of something called a ‘Supernova’, which involves garlic, cheese AND curry on chips. But that may be just a glorious fantasy.
10. Ice cream and wafers
As carefully constructed by your mammy.
11. Crisp sandwich
Famously invented by St Patrick himself, when he was up the Hill of Tara with just a batch loaf and a packet of Tayto.