1. What month were you born in?
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January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
2. Pick a cake.
3. And finally, pick an Irish fashion staple.
You scored out of !
You're a gormless little flute
You are though. It radiates from you.
You scored out of !
You're a thick-headed plank
Without a shadow of a doubt.
You scored out of !
You're a scabby dosser full of your own self importance
And everybody knows it, too.
You scored out of !
You're a tight-arsed gobshite
Without a shadow of a doubt.
You scored out of !
You're a sour-faced little weapon
And everybody knows it, too.
You scored out of !
You're a head-wrecking auld wagon
Without a shadow of a doubt.
You scored out of !
You're a dope with no cop on
And everybody knows it, too.
You scored out of !
You're a dryballs lickarse
Without a shadow of a doubt.
You scored out of !
You're a bleedin' tick, scarlet for you
And everybody knows it, too.
You scored out of !
You're a manky auld poxbottle
Without a shadow of a doubt.
You scored out of !
You're a craic sponge of a dryshite
And everybody knows it, too.
You scored out of !
You're an insufferable, bog-dwelling dose
Without a shadow of a doubt.
You scored out of !
You're a Guinness-farting, shite-talking bollox
And everybody knows it, too.
You scored out of !
You're a jig-acting mess of a geebag
Without a shadow of a doubt.
You scored out of !
You're a headmelting maggot
And everybody knows it, too.
