Now, picture yourself living in old Ireland, what would be your job?
How many times do you swear a day, would you say?
Hardly ever
More than 10
More than 20
Countless f**kin times
Pick out your favourite word as Gaeilge from these...
déistineach
gabháltas
fíorshaor
creachadóir
And finally... would you be much of a talker?
I'm more the strong, silent type
I say me piece when needed
I've been known to chat away to anyone when the time is right
They can't shut me up
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Blaggard
There's no better way to say scoundrel or rogue - you'd be the talk of the town if you started calling people out using "blaggard" from now on.
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Gobeen
The best dismissive slang term that modern day Irish people go without. Now, you can change that by subtly reentering it into your already varied vocabulary of comical insults.
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Coddin
As in "I'm just coddin' you!" Next time you're pulling someone's leg wheel out this classic and bask in your true commitment to old Irish slang.
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Eegit
Yes, yes, you might say it from time to time - but it needs to come back into your everyday vernacular. There's nothing more cutting in Irish slang than calling someone an eegit.
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Gander
Havin' a gander is a long lost Irish tradition. People are more likely to say look or gawk or one of them fancy new fangled terms. Now's your chance to put them right.
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Shitehawk
Pure, simple, under appreciated in these modern times. Use this opportunity to reintroduce shitehawk into your ever evolving vocabulary.
