PLEASE, BEFORE YOU visit, let us inform you.
1. It’s not unusual to have all four seasons in one day
So make sure you wear your sunglasses AND your good winter coat.
2. It IS possible to have winter in your front garden while summer is happening in your back garden
You get the beessst, of both words.
3. It’s not a warm cloudy day, it’s ‘close’
4. Good drying is the best kind of weather
The most vital measurement of how ‘grand’ the day is, is whether there is good drying out or not.
5. Even though we expect horrible weather, it’s compulsory to complain about it constantly
Horrible day.
Desperate.
Would put years on ya, wouldn’t it?
6. We like to think we can predict it
Hurricane in New Zealand? Ah, it’s on its way.
7. Because the weather forceasters can’t
8. If the sun comes out, pasty people WILL take their tops off
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
9. That’s not cloudy drizzle, it’s a ‘soft’ day
10. Sun is a valid excuse to not go to work
It’s so rare, so precious.
11. It CAN get too cold to snow
But the sky CAN have snow ‘in it’.
12. It is simply unacceptable not to get a Twister or a 99 once it hits 15 degrees
13. Because everything can change seriously quick
14. If all else fails, we can pray
