EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

Ride. (John Shearer/Invision/AP Images)

#PHWOAR Helen Mirren has said that before she became an actress she was fat and spotty, and that she was drunk on one of her first film sets. (Daily Mail)

Mirren, who – let’s not beat around the bush – is a stone cold fox and a deadly actress, has said she always wanted to be a Hollywood star.

And look at her now… Paul Rudd is lobbing the gob on her, she’s won an Oscar and we all fancy her.

#KRIS, KIM & KANYE Kim Kardashian‘s soon-to-be ex husband has weighed in on her pregnancy, saying it’s not his fault she’s now looking for a quickie divorce. (TMZ)

Kim K is preggers with Kanye West‘s child, and wants to be divorced from Kris Humphries (have these people ever heard of the letter ‘C’?) before the babba is born.

Kris (who has the same name as Kim’s mother, also with a ‘K’) is basically saying he’d rather lie down than ask Kim how high he should jump.

Kris has also reportedly asked for raw footage from the TV show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and has said he’s more than happy to confirm that the baby is not his. (Radar Online)

Stinger. Major stinger.

“I hate you.” “I hate you more”. 72 days. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

#KRIS BROWN…. SORRY ‘CHRIS’ BROWN Chris Brown, when will you learn?

The singer has been accused of falsifying the records of community service he was ordered to complete for assaulting Rihanna in 2009. (CNN)

Brown also may have violated his probation by getting into fisticuffs with musician Frank Ocean last week and allegedly threatening to shoot him. (Sky News)

Add this to the Good Morning America chair-throwing incident, the dodgy medical marijuana licence and the disgusting Rihanna attack, and we’ve got a real charmer on our hands.

So ladies, he’s taken. (John Shearer/Invision/AP)

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Sonia from Eastenders got her eyebrows tattooed on (Daily Mail)
• One Direction fans have really lost it that time, telling people who listen to a leaked single that they’re going to hell (Mirror)
• Hugh Jackman says the highlight of the Oscars luncheon was standing beside Jessica Chastain and doing weird stuff to the statuette (People)
• We still hold a candle in our hearts for Seth from The OC, and he has a new girlfriend… Leighton Meester (Us Weekly)
• LOOKIT! A really awkward Saved By the Bell reunion with Kelly and Mr Belding (Perez Hilton)