SOMETIMES, ALL YOU need is just one thing to send you over the edge. It doesn’t have to be a big thing. In fact, it can be a very, very small thing.
We take no responsibility for any rage-spirals this article may induce.
Seeing a spider scuttle into some unreachable place
(This is the only spider gif we could find that didn’t make us scream ‘NOOOOPE’.)
Where and when will we see you again, eight-legged fiend?
Pouring sour milk in your tea
BUT IT SMELLED OKAY! *sobs*
Having a smudge on your glasses that cannot be unsmudged
I see you there, smudge. In fact, you’re all I can see.
Realising that you spat toothpaste all over yourself – after you left the house
Ah HERE.
This.
This.
Why. Won’t. You. PEEL.
THIS.
We’ll just leave all our groceries here. We didn’t want to bring them home anyway.
Accidentally buying a corked bottle of wine instead of a screw top
And not a corkscrew in the house.
Slowly realising that everyone around you is coughing/sniffing
Oh god. Oh Jesus. No.
Opening the fridge and smelling… something
Something that will need a full-scale excavation to find.
You probably need to calm down after all that, so here’s a happy frog:
