IT’S INTERNATIONAL BURGER Day… so basically it’s against the law not to eat a burger.
The criteria here is that it has to be a chain, and it has to come to you fast. It can be chicken or beef, but it has to go between two buns. In the interests of simplicity, please assume all burgers to be the fast food joint’s standard fare, unless stated otherwise.
This decision is final.
10. Abrakebabra
Goes down a treat after a nice on the sauce, but unheard of in the harsh light of day.
9. The KFC Zinger
Sort out a better bun and we’ll talk.
8. Supermac’s
OK OK, hear us out. The onions are too big. TOO BIG.
Less onion, more delicious beef please. It’s up so high because of the delicious cheese fries to accompany it.
7. Chipper Burger
The humble chipper burger. Usually just an accompaniment to chips, but always smothered in sauce and basically a comforting dream.
6. The Gourmet Burger Kitchen classic
One of the posh burger chains. Deducting points for the little stick in it. That’ll have your eye out.
5. Nando’s
A Nando’s chicken burger with the extra hot sauce. It’s up there. So far up there.
CHEEKY.
4. Burger King Whopper
It’s whopper.
3. Hillbilly’s Chicken
Breast in a bun, get in my tum.
2. McDonald’s Big Mac
So wrong but so, so, so right. Just don’t look directly at it.
1. Eddie Rockets
Sorry, it’s the best. With that neon burger sauce and massive heaps of toppings, it can’t be beaten.
