THE STATES ARE finally getting their first Primark. Lucky them.
Penneys is a national treasure, as demonstrated by these exquisite artifacts.
1. When they showed absolutely no disregard for seasons
They start selling Christmas jumpers in September…
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and Halloween stuff… now.
2. Grammar and spelling is not a problem
3. Their celebrity merch just can’t be beaten
Want Ryan Gosling on your pants? NO PROBLEMS!
Harry Styles? NO PROBLEMS.
4. In fact, you can cover almost any body part in One Direction, thanks to Penneys
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5. The sold a t-shirt of a literal Snoop Dogg
Never forget.
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6. Bum enhancers hit the shelves for a dark period in history
7. They were responsible for those Borat mankinis that every lads holiday features
Penneys = banter merchants.
8. Often they come out with something useful
Like these shoe socks that blew minds.
9. They’re always first with the latest hair care trends
That nobody asked for… ie placenta masks.
10. Their emoji game is always on point
So ~down with the kids~
11. Not forgetting that rock credibility
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