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11 times Penneys truly outdid themselves

It’s a place of joy.

THE STATES ARE finally getting their first Primark. Lucky them.

Penneys is a national treasure, as demonstrated by these exquisite artifacts.

1. When they showed absolutely no disregard for seasons

They start selling Christmas jumpers in September…

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and Halloween stuff… now.

2. Grammar and spelling is not a problem

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3. Their celebrity merch just can’t be beaten

Want Ryan Gosling on your pants? NO PROBLEMS!

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Harry Styles? NO PROBLEMS.

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4. In fact, you can cover almost any body part in One Direction, thanks to Penneys

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5. The sold a t-shirt of a literal Snoop Dogg

Never forget.

6. Bum enhancers hit the shelves for a dark period in history

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7. They were responsible for those Borat mankinis that every lads holiday features

Penneys = banter merchants.

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8. Often they come out with something useful

Like these shoe socks that blew minds.

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9. They’re always first with the latest hair care trends

That nobody asked for… ie placenta masks.

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10. Their emoji game is always on point


So ~down with the kids~

11. Not forgetting that rock credibility

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