1. Choose an international Eurovision #banger.
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Diva - Dana International
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Love Shine A Light - Katrina and the Waves
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Euphoria - Loreen
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Hard Rock Hallelujah - Lordi
2. What's your go-to dance move?
Whipping your hair back and forth.
Swaying.
Mostly standing still, with some light head nodding.
Lots of pointy fingers.
3. Pick something to wear for your performance.
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Something flowy.
An eye-catching jacket.
Leather pants.
Converse.
4. Do you play an instrument?
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Yes
No
5. What would your Eurovision song be about?
A misty-eyed reflection on the good old days of the boom
Your love for chicken fillet rolls
Sally O'Brien and the way she might look at you
A Bad Blood-style ode to your feud with another Irish popstar (looking at you, Twink)
6. What's your gimmick?
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An elaborate backdrop of moving graphics
A burly man playing a traditional Irish instrument
A raft of scantily-clad backing dancers
I don't have one. I'm all about The Voice
7. You're A Star: Iconic telly or complete trash?
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ICONIC
Trash
8. And finally, have you or have you not shed a tear while listening to Rock'n'Roll Kids?
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Of course
Nah
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You scored out of !
You're Dana!
All kinds of everything remind us of how you later tried to run for president twice, Dana.
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You scored out of !
You're Niamh Kavanagh!
Powerful lungs, #iconic hair, a love of plaid. You've got it all.
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You scored out of !
You're Linda Martin!
A diva, always and forever. And we love you for it.
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You scored out of !
You're Johnny Logan!
Face of a baby angel, responsible for what SHOULD be the Irish national anthem, Hold Me Now. You should be proud of yourself.
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You scored out of !
You're Mickey Joe Harte!
She stands under moonlight, she touches her hair... We didn't realise how lucky we were to have you at the time, Mickey Joe. Now we do.
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You scored out of !
You're Donna and Joe!
Years from now, Ireland will recognise Donna and Joe's mammoth contribution to its culture. Love can build you UP, love can tear you DOWN...
