PRINTERS, AS YOU know, are the bane of human existence.
So it’s not surprising that they would become bitter and resentful, and prone to odd announcements.
(The fact that anyone with a technical bent can hack their error messages may also play a part.)
1. This desperate plea
2. This imperious command
3. This expression of preference
4. This friendly warning
5. This peckish suggestion
6. This status alert
7. This evidence of demonic possession
8. This warning
9. This very specific urge
10. This fish error
11. This depraved instruction
12. And this.
