(Spoilers if you haven’t watched the episode which aired on July 4th)
DOCTOR ALEX’S DOWNFALL has been imminent, but never has it been seen more clearly as it was on last night’s episode of Love Island.
Dr. Do More/Dr. Decoy/Dr. Calm The F*ck Down and Maybe You’ll Have A Chance with Someone inexplicably picked Grace to bring back to the Villa, despite t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶d̶u̶c̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶i̶t̶i̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶r̶y̶l̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶i̶e̶ Alex spending most of his time in Casa Amor with Charlie.
Charlie who?
Anyway, now the pair are attempting to get to know each other, although Alex is pretty tied up with all the smouldering he’s doing.
Here’s an example of a conversation the pair tried to have, which reads like a really bad French oral exam:
Alex: “Do you support football? Do you like anything like that?”
Grace: “No.”
Alex: “What’s your favourite hobby? … Like to do when you’re not working?”
Grace: “Mmm … Erm … I go to the gym … Erm … Dunno, I’m just always with my friends.”
Alex: “Just socialising?” (A foreign concept for him, no doubt).
Grace: “Yeah.”
Alex: “I’m such a family person.”
Grace: “We’re not close at all.”
Alex: “Are you not? I speak to my mum and dad everyday.” (We can tell, Alex).
Alex tried to fob it off in the Beach Hut, saying that Grace “doesn’t get his sense of humour.”
Regardless, the general public are officially over it.
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And everything else that happened on Love Island…
- Wes still fancies Megan, and Megan still fancies Wes. Surprise surprise!
- Georgia cannot say Kez’s name. Sorry, Cass. SORRY, Charisma. SORRY, sorryy, I mean Kaz.
