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11 of the most annoying things women say to men

Now the shoe is on the other foot!

DURING THE WEEK we took a look at some of the most annoying things men say to women.

We promised that we would examine the situation from the other perspective, and today we are here to fulfil that promise!

Here are eleven of the most annoying things women say to men. (Clearly, we’re generalising.)

I’m fine

The thing is, she’s really not.

How long will this interminable misery go on for?!?

Is that what you’re wearing?

Well, yes.  Clearly it is, because the clothes are on my body.

We need to talk

Oh s*#t.

What are you thinking?


If that’s how you feel…that’s fine.

It’s not though, is it?

I had this really interesting dream last night…

Now you have to feign interest in what will undoubtedly be long, drawn out and interesting only to her.

Another match?

Yes.  Yes, another match.

God no, I look terrible…

…or other negative response to a compliment.  Why can’t women just take a compliment?


Whatever makes you happy…

But often you can’t do whatever makes you happy, can you?  You have to figure out what the right thing to do is.

Well…what do you think? (In relation to new hair/top/wallpaper)


Do I look OK?

Yes!  Yes, you always look ok!  Why do you always have to ask?

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