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Arnold Schwarzenegger re-enacts classic movie lines, films himself doing it

IT’S NOT A TUMOUR!

See the madness in his eyes.
See the madness in his eyes.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS sick of being asked to recite lines from his many, many movies. He can’t go anywhere without it.

“Even when I walk into Starbucks,” he says, “people scream at me to “Get to the choppa.”"

So to mark the release of his new movie (Escape Plan) last weekend, Arnold took to Reddit and offered to recite the movie lines that users most wanted to see.

The results were as good as you’d hope:

IT’S NOT A TUMOUR!

Source: Arnold Schwarzenegger

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

Source: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

Source: Arnold Schwarzenegger

I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE NYARRRRRAGH!

Source: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Who is your daddy and what does he do? 

Source: Arnold Schwarzenegger

And finally, GET TO THE CHOPPER!

Source: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thank you, Arnold. Thank you from all of us.

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