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Peaches are being sold with tiny knickers on them in China

ALL the fruit have lovely bottoms.

ENTERPRISING FRUIT sellers in China are putting tiny pairs of knickers on peaches, and selling them as women’s bottoms.

Did you have to read that sentence twice? Well, perhaps this photo will settle your confusion:

Source: Freeweibo

According to Kotaku, the special-edition peaches on a bed of satin are being sold ahead of Qixi Festival, a romantic celebration sometimes known as Chinese Valentine’s Day.

The arse-peaches apparently originated with a fruit shop owner in Nanjing, China News reports. They are put together using “customised underwear from a well-known lingerie brand”.

They cost 498 yuan, or about €60, for a pack of nine. Expensive peaches, or cheap arses? You decide.

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