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This Irish comedian has made a tutorial for looking a state when you bump into your ex

As if we needed help with that.

May 4th 2016, 7:41 AM 5,406 Views 2 Comments

BUMPING INTO YOUR ex is almost always a traumatising experience, not least because you always seem to look like shite warmed up.

Irish comedian Emma Doran has come up with a foolproof make-up routine for the next time you bump into your ex.

Firstly, remove any and all make-up. You do not want to look well.

GIF1 Source: Emma Doran/Facebook

Scrape that hair back into a gross “I’m just washing my face” bun

GIF2 Source: Emma Doran/Facebook

Lather yourself in sunflower oil just to get that truly greasy look…

GIF3 Source: Emma Doran/Facebook

And finally, coat your teeth in some mixed herbs.

GIF4 Source: Emma Doran/Facebook

And just like that, you’re ready to bump into your ex!

Watch the sketch in full below:
https://www.facebook.com/sketchyproductions.ie/videos/956774884391779/

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This Irish comedian has made a tutorial for looking a state when you bump into your ex

As if we needed help with that.

Firstly, remove any and all make-up. You do not want to look well.

Scrape that hair back into a gross “I’m just washing my face” bun

Lather yourself in sunflower oil just to get that truly greasy look…

And finally, coat your teeth in some mixed herbs.