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11 essential tips for excellently naming your WiFi network

UPC1037456 is simply unacceptable.

WIFI IS LIKE air. It’s all around us, but we can’t see it.

We also need it to live. In fact, it’s all we need to live, we’re sure of it.

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Therefore, one should take extra care when naming their connection.

1. Ensure that you get the spelling right, or face the unwavering wrath of those around you

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2. Don’t get smart. You will not win

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3. Be direct

If you need to mortifyingly single out one person, just DO IT. And Caitlin, get it together.

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4. Squeeze in some cultural references where appropriate

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5. See how far other people will go to get your password

Very far, we’d assume.

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6. Try to freak as many people out as possible

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7. And adapt this to your surroundings

Like in the Department of Finance, for instance.

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8. Never miss the opportunity for a good pun

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9. Remember, wifi can be used to express your innermost feelings

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10. Be sure to co-ordinate with your neighbours to rule the block

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11. Or just try to confuse them

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