WIFI IS LIKE air. It’s all around us, but we can’t see it.
We also need it to live. In fact, it’s all we need to live, we’re sure of it.
Therefore, one should take extra care when naming their connection.
1. Ensure that you get the spelling right, or face the unwavering wrath of those around you
ARGH.
2. Don’t get smart. You will not win
3. Be direct
If you need to mortifyingly single out one person, just DO IT. And Caitlin, get it together.
4. Squeeze in some cultural references where appropriate
5. See how far other people will go to get your password
Very far, we’d assume.
6. Try to freak as many people out as possible
7. And adapt this to your surroundings
Like in the Department of Finance, for instance.
8. Never miss the opportunity for a good pun
9. Remember, wifi can be used to express your innermost feelings
10. Be sure to co-ordinate with your neighbours to rule the block
11. Or just try to confuse them
