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12 of the most Bono headlines ever



THIS MORNING, U2 are dominating the headlines following the announcement that they will play four dates in Dublin’s 3Arena this November.

With that in mind, we thought we’d look back on some of our favourite Bono-related headlines.

1. “Make Bono history”

bono Source: Independent

2. This startling revelation…

bono3 Source: Haaretz

And the inevitable rollback…

bono2 Source: Haaretz

3. Bono is so powerful that he can just decide who is and isn’t Irish

bono4 Source: The Guardian

4. Thanks a lot, Bono.

bono Source: Taki Mag

5. No comment.

bono6 Source: Telegraph

6. Bono learning the alphabet there.

cns Source: CNS

7.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bono7 Source: Irish Independent

8. #shade

bono8 Source: Page Six

9. People really don’t like getting free stuff off Bono

bono9 Source: NME

10. *rolls eyes*

bono10 Source: Telegraph

Also: “insufferable jumped-up Jesus”

11. “Don’t go to bed, Bill! Stay up a bit longer!”

bono11 Source: Irish Independent

12. And finally…

bono13Source: DailyEdge.ie

*drops mic*

Can you spot the problem with this poster for Tom Hardy’s new film? 

This Channel 4 weatherman absolutely nailed a tough pronunciation and the internet rejoiced >

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Amy O'Connor

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