'We don't catch feelings we just catch flights😎😎' says Maggie from coolock off to ponsa on a 6th year holiday

— Mark Salmon (@MarkSalmon13) July 27, 2017

Do u ever feel like that one empty can that keeps rattling around the floor of the top deck of a Dublin bus

— 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔢 but actually Aoife (@infinityonhi) July 30, 2017

I find it Gas that Chopped in town is open all night like imagine bein lit to the tit waiting for the nitelink and getting a fuckin salad

— •curryvan• (@emma_currivan) September 10, 2017

'Lèigh anois go cúramach...'

Me: AR DO SCRÚDPHÁIPÉAR, NA TREORACHA AGUS NA CEISTEANNA A GHABHANN LE CUID A pic.twitter.com/W14ERy275P

— FRESHERS 17/18 (@Freshers_18) March 19, 2017

Gang warfare, Dublin 4 style pic.twitter.com/IXGOE5STog

— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) September 11, 2017

Who you gonna call? pic.twitter.com/13KWKtkbua

— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) October 3, 2017

Making tea..

*under my breath*
"anyone for tea?"

Twelve people line up, family I never met arrive at the door, Brian Dobson reports

— Darragh Pyne (@dpyne97) October 18, 2017

Me in work trying to rub off the club stamp from the night before when I notice it's still on my hand pic.twitter.com/HPGEao4ZgV

— Daniel (@notweedaniel) July 17, 2017

Overseen in Ireland: As far as notes left on your windscreen go, this one is fairly gentle. pic.twitter.com/7CedVKZNhl

— Pádraig Belton (@PadraigBelton) October 28, 2017

Take this all of you and eat it. This is my body pic.twitter.com/1sk006eBzb

— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) June 20, 2017

Never Mind the pic.twitter.com/wsUPusJVpb

— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) October 23, 2017

Why does this look like the paper they wrap chicken fillet rolls in pic.twitter.com/5z5UOfXZH9

— Emma (@_tropicool) May 21, 2017

I’m not usually prey to easy sentiment, but damnit if I don’t find myself choking back tears at this every time I fly into Dublin airport pic.twitter.com/hdJdsliKDE

— Mark O’Connell (@mrkocnnll) June 23, 2017

Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman.
Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make it clear that it's a man? pic.twitter.com/wuCHuLWgQQ

— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) January 25, 2017

Just remembered the sign I saw in front of an Asian shop on Henry St today: "We sell cold drink". Then, smaller:"Not drink drink just drink"

— Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane) October 8, 2017

Me: We're missing Down, Fermanagh and Antrim. Are they in the bag?
5yo: No!
*our eyes meet*
Both of us: THE BRITS! pic.twitter.com/HTL8OoXwXN

— The corpse of England's World Cup hopes (@JurassicArse) July 19, 2017

I wore jeans and a nice top to my communion

— Stephen (@Stephenlough95) October 12, 2017

Maybe the real big huge bag of cans was the lads we made along the away

— Pumpkin Patch Adams (@positivebryan) May 25, 2017

i hate hearing people up in dublin for the day call it the 'half penny' bridge like just buy your bootcut jeans and bounce

— just morto (@DylanTeeBH) July 15, 2017

so uncomfortable looking at taylor swift trying to be a bad bitch when she still looks like that girl from school who was obsessed w/ horses

— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) August 29, 2017

If I was in a sewing challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race and Ru came over like "what are you making" I'd be like "jeans and a nice top :)"

— jess (@neirbhiseach) July 9, 2017

Obsessed with bloggers saying Chanel bags are an investment like yea hold on I'm just gonna run out & start my pension fund in Brown Thomas

— Keira Gilleechi (@gilleechi) January 21, 2017

Irl: Say it...

UK: ...

Irl: Say. It.

UK: ... An bhfuil céad agam dul go dtí an Brexit más é do thoil é?

Irl: We'll see.

— Vox Hiberionacum (@VoxHib) December 4, 2017