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Irish people are sharing the best lies they heard in primary school

From dating Brian McFadden to NASA using you for research we were a creative bunch.

PRIMARY SCHOOL WAS a time of great fun and amusement. Yes you had to learn maths and Irish but you also got a full hour to play outside and mess around with your friends EVERY DAY. It was bliss.

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Primary school also gave rise to some of the best creativity that we ever saw in our young lies. Shannon Dolan started a thread on the best lies that we heard in primary school and some of the replies are utterly incredible.

There was always one kid who had someone die in 9/11.

Some wanted to claim that they were haunted.

Others lived a wild double life.

Some of us got caught out by timing.

Others got caught out by a lack of geographical knowledge.

There were the famous significant others.

And the famous relatives.

Everyone loved a good scientific experiment.

Then there was the pure fantasy.

And just a little bit of evil.

And sometimes we just wanted a little notoriety.

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