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MINDY KALING IS an actress, writer and style icon. Over the last eight years, she has established herself as one of the foremost comic voices on Twitter.
If you’re in need of a pithy witticism, Mindy is your gal.
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterShy when I arrive, last one to leave
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 6, 2013
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterInstagram is just five cliques of women I know supporting each other at red carpet events. AND I LOVE IT
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 17, 2015
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Source: Mindy Kaling/Twitter"feat. Sean Paul" are my three favorite words in the English language
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 9, 2016
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterGuys. There is no reason to say "One-two-three" before you take a photo. Just take a million photos. It's not film. Please please RT
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 19, 2016
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterAs I get older, I find the most common form of happiness is relief. If I'm relieved that's as good as it gets. Being an adult is hard.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 10, 2017
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterLA is just men educating younger women on why certain movies and music is good and the girls nod and are like just pay for my dinner
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) December 23, 2016
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterGod I feel so superior drinking my coconut water
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 7, 2014
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterHonestly I can't see 12 Years A Slave 'cause I know Fassbender's a slaveowner in it and I think I might take the wrong message from the film
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 29, 2013
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterGirls, put your coats on. Like your arms through the sleeves. "On the shoulders" is just a way for the man to keep us demure
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 16, 2015
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterUh your boyfriend can watch this beyonce doc, how many "30 for 30"s have you watched with him
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 17, 2013
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Source: Mindy Kaling/Twittersometimes you have to just put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 21, 2010
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterThe amazing thing about best friends is how much of their life you've wasted agonizing about boys you don't remember now.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 19, 2011
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterLove, sex, redemption, revenge, regret, hot butts, these are the subjects of music I like. EVERYTHING ELSE, NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 22, 2013
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Source: Mindy Kaling/Twitter"May he have the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg, the personality of Jon Stewart. The face of Michael Fassbender. The penis of Michael Fassbender"
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 6, 2015
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterWhen I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 29, 2015
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterUgh I have so much work, I should just gone girl myself
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) October 17, 2014
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterIf ur with me and u take ur phone out to text, I'm like u sure u wanna go at me with that? I can be on my phone FOR A BILLION CENTURIES, PAL
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 26, 2015
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterWhen a straight guy loves a campy reality show, know he is working that angle with every girl he knows
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 20, 2015
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterLess champagne as dress color more champagne in glasses
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 23, 2015
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterWe all just livin like off-the-shoulder tops are never going out of style
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 17, 2016
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Source: Mindy Kaling/TwitterIs it worse if his ex is a psychopath or a saint?
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 13, 2014
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