IRISH FATHERS TEND to be a law unto themselves. If they’re not obsessing about the price of things they’re complaining about literally everything.
Nevertheless we love them really and regularly express that love on social media because it’s gas and quite entertaining and if you didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to write these articles.
Here are 14 of the best tweets about dads.
1. Sometimes they just lose the run of themselves
Just spent too long reading about "hipster" dads identifying as "papa".As well as fake news there's also goddamn stupid news to contend with
— PatrickFreyne (@PatrickFreyne1) December 4, 2016
2. The slightest change in anything tends to confuse them
'Why are Australia in this?' - Dads all over Europe right now. #Eurovision
— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) May 13, 2017
3. They’re absolutely impossible to buy for
My question is why are dads so difficult to get presents for
— Magpie (@maggiemoustache) December 21, 2017
4. And then when you do find something, all the other dads have it too
Congratulations to all the Dads that got either the Paul O'Connell or the Bruce Springsteen book today 👍
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) December 25, 2016
5. Travelling with them tends to be a nightmare
Baggage Claim Dads. The dads who loom over the baggage carousel, watching like hawks, forcing you to crane around them. Those men. Hate them
— Valerie Loftus (@valerieloftus) April 28, 2017
6. They will always find a way to embarrass you. ALWAYS.
My dad is so embarrassing he dropped me into town with his taxi sign on and when I got out he screamed out the window ‘next time you ring a taxi now make sure you can pay for it’ in from of loads of people I’m mortified
— Danielle🦄 (@danki3ll3m3m3y) March 21, 2018
7. They somehow all looked the same in their youth. All terrible facial hair and big glasses
Gas how all our dads looked like a member of the dubliners in the eighties
— ruth cunningham (@angelamerkyy) February 10, 2017
8. Sometimes they get a little too passionate about their hobbies
A lot of the dads in this holiday park have named their mobile homes after their favourite football ground: The Dell, Upton, Roker
— me but extremely onl (@JurassicArse) July 3, 2017
9. They’re kind of obsessed with where they used to live
My da was looking up the gaff he live in a couple of years ago on google maps (do all dads love google maps as much as mine?) but anyway Nazis live in it now!!! I AM SHOOK!!! pic.twitter.com/jo56e8u7GR
— Lank Ocean (@leem_murfy) November 13, 2017
10. They’re always willing to learn about new things
Was taken in to the Man Chat among the dads of the group the moment they realised that I know a lot about Bitcoin
— Ais (@AisMullins) January 6, 2018
11. Even if that new thing scares them
Just explained the ecstasy market to my parents and how it works. My degree was worth doing just to watch my dads eyebrows disappear.
— Rachel O’Neill (@ronronzo) June 10, 2017
12. They’re stubborn on certain issues
Every morning, the same joke
— me but extremely onl (@JurassicArse) November 13, 2017
"Do my hair mile Bellerin, dads!"
And every morning I say the same thing
"It's da or daddy, you little middle class shit!" pic.twitter.com/K5MKkt2dFf
13. I mean stereotypes are true for a reason
Dads - Proudly refusing to ask directions since 1957.
— Just Eat Ireland (@JustEatIE) June 18, 2017
Happy Father's Day!
14. All in all though, their hearts tend to be in the right place
I'll never forget as long as I live the time when my dad got drunk at my birthday party and volunteered to be father to all of my friends whose dads weren't in the picture.
— wrote off (@0edipussy) January 24, 2018
We love you dads.
