DailyEdge praises those who rocked the week in celebland, while keeping a watchful eye on those who should just log off forever.
Losers
Beyonce
C’mon, do we need to explain this one? The whole internet was wondering who bite Beyonce this week, thanks to Tiffany Haddish revealing the fact that she saw an actress bite Bey.
The only reason Beyonce, the VICTIM, is the loser here, is that she reportedly made Haddish sign an NDA so we could never find out.
TELL US BEY.
Colin Farrell
No one would say that Colin Farrell was a WINNER due to the fact that Bryan Cranston claimed he got pink eye from Colin? Or would they?
Winners
Christina Aguilera
Christina drew the short straw in the early 00s if you ask me. She was just, if not more, talented than Britney. But where was her acclaim? Where was her Crossroads?
Christina is truly a winner this week after she left everyone in a heap with her photoshoot for PAPER Magazine.
Is this the face of a woman who is 37? Christ, I’ve seen 19 year olds look worse. Where is the new tune?
Timothee Chamalet
Tim has had a good few months. With an Oscar nomination, and roles in two of the buzziest films of the season, the young actor is pretty much on top of the world. But this week, he got a shout out from the most unlikely of places.
A Tyler the Creator song.
Fans went a bit mad when Tyler released a new tune that featured the lyrics
Tell Tim Chalamet to come get at me, Skin glowing clear of acne diamonds see through so holographic.
Timothee retweeted a meme about it, so basically they’re together now.
Ben Affleck
When the New Yorker attempted a hit job on the actor due to his weight and back tattoo, he responded with this:
@NewYorker I’m doing just fine. Thick skin bolstered by garish tattoos.
— Ben Affleck (@BenAffleck) 29 March 2018
Ben Affleck, a winner. Who’d have thought?
