BEYONCÉ AND JAY Z were in Paris at the weekend, just sort of hanging out and and being super-rich celebrities.
They decided to take in some culture at the Louvre. Why not go and have a wee look at the Mona Lisa?
This is what it looks like when ordinary people take photos with the Mona Lisa:
This is what it looks like when you’re Beyoncé and Jay Z.
You’ll notice that while Jay Z is just staring at the camera, Bey is giving it the full-on Mona Lisa impression.
She’s imitating the paintin. And that famous smile? Described as “ sly, sublime, enticing, mysterious, repellent, witty, scornful, eerie, magnetic, sensual, remote, all wise and ice cold”?
Yep.
There was also this inexplicable fingernail selfie. (Nailfie?)
Next week: Bey and Jay travel to the south of France, where Beyoncé pretends to be a Van Gogh cypress.
