THE BILLBOARD MUSIC Awards happened last night in Las Vegas.

The stars were there in force. Many gongs were handed out. And Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris indulged in their first real PDA.

But here are the moments you *really* need to see.

1. Taylor Swift won so many awards, she could hardly carry them all

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2. Giuliana Rancic had the worst night of her life, courtesy of Kendall Jenner

3. Hozier won two awards (for Best Rock Artist and Best Rock Song) but still didn’t brush his hair

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4. He also hung out with Niall Horan, who wrote on Instagram that they should “go for a pint sometime”. WATCH OUT MULLINGAR.

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5. Mariah Carey did… this…

6. A poor audience member absolutely snotted herself on camera

7. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris had a solid nuzzle

8. And then he was caught on camera checking out her a**e

9. Liam got brutally cut off by the music while One Direction were accepting an award

We will never know what he was going to say.

10. And Harry Styles grabbed Niall’s tackle.

11. Britney Spears wore this outfit on stage, in what appeared to be some kind of lunatic homage to Saved By The Bell

12. But really it was Taylor Swift’s night. And she showed it in typically dorky fashion.

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