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Orange Is The New Black bingers are already having withdrawals

They’ve made a terrible mistake.

PEOPLE. ATTENTION, PEOPLE. Step away from your Netflix.

Orange Is The New Black has been taking over people’s lives since series two was released on Friday.

The only problem is, it’s all there, so there’s nothing stopping you from inhaling it all in one go. But what of your life now, now that it’s all over? WHAT OF IT NOW?

Withdrawals. What do you mean you feel like you’re in prison yourself?

Not that you watched it all in 10 consecutive hours

Can we buy a feeling?


Life has no meaning

Everything is a lie


All that’s left are your sores

And the bad weather


Why do we do such things to ourselves?

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