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Newlywed bride rushed to hospital after two hour orgasm

Try explaining that one when calling in sick to work.

A NEWLY WED bride was taken in to hospital in the throes of a two-hour orgasm her new husband had given her.

In footage captured on camera by her bemused husband, his new wife is seen struggling to speak while in a hospital bed after being given Valium to calm her down.

Baffled doctors weren’t sure what to do with the patient who was reportedly having orgasms constantly for more than a couple of hours after having sex.

There was not much else they could do to help, as the doctor tells the patient her computer broke while trying to research similar cases.

The husband, documenting it all, was clearly a bit proud of himself, but she wasn’t as impressed.

For the first 10 minutes I was like, this is awesome but now it’s exhausting.

The doctor acknowledges that “he’s getting a kick out of this”, while he simply says “she asked me to do this”.


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She SAYS she’s embarrassed but it’s not the first time prolonged arousal needed emergency care. A woman was taken into ER with prolonged orgasm earlier this year, while an Irish man was left in agony with a seven week erection due to a bike accident. Tough times.

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