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That '24-metre butt plug' in Paris has been attacked by sex-toy-hating vandals

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree..

YESTERDAY, WE brought you news of artist Paul McCarthy’s ‘Christmas tree’ sculpture in the centre of Paris.

It resembles nothing more than a giant green butt plug.

The vast emerald sex toy was erected only three days ago. But last night, somebody took moral action against it.

First, it looked like this:

And now it looks like this.

A police source told AFP that “individuals waited until the security guard’s attention was elsewhere and cut the cable the kept the sculpture in place”, adding:

The inflated work slumped down.

Meanwhile, an official from the FIAC contemporary art fair said the prudish vandals had also unplugged the pump that kept the enormous thing erect.

More: Hey Paris, that is not a Christmas tree, that is a giant green butt plug>

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