NUALA CAREY IS a national treasure.
I mean, is there anything she can’t do?
She presents the weather.
She presents the Lotto …
… AND Telly Bingo
She came in an extremely respectable third place on Celebrity You’re A Star
An honourable mention here for her performance of Baby One More Time by Britney Spears.
She’s a jack of all trade, it seems – look at her there on Celebrity Banisteoir
Her “spirited” Shannonbridge side lost their quarter final match to Crystal Swing’s Derek Burke and Castleisland Desmonds, unfort.
But still. A for effort.
But most impressive of all is the television star’s ability to seemingly transcend space and time
She is an absolute vision of youth.
We demand to know Nuala is purchasing the illusive elixir she’s inevitably drinking to maintain that complexion and slow down the cruel hands of time.
But wait.
Maybe she’s succeeded in stopping time altogether. As far as Irish conspiracy theories go, this is one I’m fully on board with.
One Wikipedia user, having noticed Nuala was excluded from the list of contestants on RTÉ’s reality TV extravaganza Cabin Fever, amended the list accordingly.
So, how old was Nuala Carey when she took part in the show?
‘Babe’ years of age.
Also, seemingly, Nuala’s place of origin is simply the atmosphere.
Remarkable.
How naive of me to think this could be achieved through a good SPF and two litres of water a day.
